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Jul 28

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it… You say not all men are monsters? Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned. Go ahead. Eat a handful. Not all M&Ms are poison.

sharkchunks:

Cut the M&M crap. Quit the Russian Roulette comparisons.

They can be applied to absolutely any group for any problem and their only purpose is literally to convict an entire group based on the actions of a few of its members.

"Not all black people are violent but some are, so avoid all black people."

"Not all women are weak, but some are, so all women are inferior."

Conviction of a group based on negative stereotypes of its members is the definition of racism and sexism. When you reblog this shit, you’re justifying hatred and mistrust of a group based on the actions of, at the moment, one man. Guess what- Every definable group has someone in it who fucks shit up for everyone else.

People are not M&Ms, they are not chambers in a gun. People are angry right now. Justifiably. We should all be angry at what happened. But we should not allow seemingly clever little punchlines on tumblr to use our anger to scapegoat a gender.

All you people who hate gender discrimination, look how easily you began discriminating against a gender for the actions of one man. Look how you’ve been used. And you have been used, played like drums. This is how it starts for gays. African Americans. Jews over and over again. Any minority, any majority.

Men are in no danger of being subjugated. Men are gonna come through this just fine. I’m not writing this in defense of men. I’m writing it for you. The person who thought it was clever and reblogged it. Because you’re the victim here.

You’re the one who’s betrayed yourself. The one who’s been hoodwinked. Tricked into sexism. And if you can be tricked into it for this, you can be tricked into it for anything. The name of the scapegoat will change, but the tactics will be exactly the same. Next week on tumblr:

"Not all gays are child molesters, but some are. Don’t trust gays."

You’re only a millimeter away from that.

Shame on you all.

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getoutofmyheadcharles:

a-study-in-lobo:

I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old

It’s funny that tumblr does the exact same thing to anyone who uses logic and sources…And if that doesn’t work, they attack you directly for things you like or who you are.

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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

It’s been done. At least three times already.

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

It’s been done. At least three times already.

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Jul 27

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

If you’re a ghost haunting people, are you going to possess the old, dusty doll made of nightmare fuel or are you going to possess the cum-stained body pillow reeking of desperation and despair?

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graceebooks:

confusedtree:



The prophecy

graceebooks:

confusedtree:

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The prophecy

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cautioncat:

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I remember seeing this picture before. Forget where I found it originally, but it goes with OP.

cautioncat:

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I remember seeing this picture before. Forget where I found it originally, but it goes with OP.

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corgisandboobs:

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

You cannoli find trouble there.

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Jul 25

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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coconutcrow:

lowwbloods:

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

this post is my legacy

"stupid people on tumblr like you need to go KILL THEMSELVES!!!"
"take down that stupid fucking picture of yourself. you’re not cute"
"kill yourself"

I’ve never reblogged anything like this before, since I figured “Eh, it’s a waste of my time to remind people how hypocritical some tumblr users can get.”, but apparently it isn’t. 

This is why this site scares me. I’m among those who’ll crusade against bullying one minute, then crusade *as* bullies the next. 

People are so desperate to be vindicators of ‘social justice’ that they deal insane injustices in the process. Of course, this sort of terrible behavior is something humans with strong agendas have always done, but I’ve seen it more on tumblr than most other places on the web. That’s what I’m getting at.

Hah, I always found this funny myself. Half of tumblr outright worships straight white men while hating straight white men.

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Jul 24

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