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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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No, don’t remind them. Let them keep going until they get that island they’ve been dreaming of.

 Then once they’re there, we can carpet bomb it with napalm.

melthesomebody:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

The fort one is definitely not just for kids, I am making that shit

How to tell your twins apart? How about not being a retard by dressing them differently from each other.

reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

This guy is objectively wrong.

Everyone knows the best use of the internet is for porn.

prikle:

oh good the trash is taking itself out

prikle:

oh good the trash is taking itself out

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

What’s the point of insulting someone if you aren’t going to swear at them?

realestmatt:

whensmahvelgoddamit:

matt’s punisher

The best Sonic has been in decades!

realestmatt:

whensmahvelgoddamit:

matt’s punisher

The best Sonic has been in decades!

rotatingfloor:

dogcrime:

clevverbot:

snpchatting:

clevverbot:

you just wasted a fucking slice of bread for a stupid picture when there are people starving and there are 8000 notes on it fuck this fuck everything

we got an anime fan over here

we have someone who would burn bread, carve a message into it, and take a picture of it just because they don’t like anime you people need to rethink your lives

oh my fucking god ahaha

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rotatingfloor:

dogcrime:

clevverbot:

snpchatting:

clevverbot:

you just wasted a fucking slice of bread for a stupid picture when there are people starving and there are 8000 notes on it fuck this fuck everything

we got an anime fan over here

we have someone who would burn bread, carve a message into it, and take a picture of it just because they don’t like anime you people need to rethink your lives

oh my fucking god ahaha

.co.vu urls in action

excessunrated:

drakerav:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Well shit

Why is that even a problem? Ahahaha

excessunrated:

drakerav:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Well shit

Why is that even a problem? Ahahaha

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

did-you-kno:

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