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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

If you’re a ghost haunting people, are you going to possess the old, dusty doll made of nightmare fuel or are you going to possess the cum-stained body pillow reeking of desperation and despair?

graceebooks:

confusedtree:



The prophecy

graceebooks:

confusedtree:

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The prophecy

cautioncat:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I remember seeing this picture before. Forget where I found it originally, but it goes with OP.

cautioncat:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I remember seeing this picture before. Forget where I found it originally, but it goes with OP.

corgisandboobs:

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

You cannoli find trouble there.

Generals gathered in their masses,
just like witches at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of death’s construction.
In the fields the bodies burning,
as the war machine keeps turning.

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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coconutcrow:

lowwbloods:

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

this post is my legacy

"stupid people on tumblr like you need to go KILL THEMSELVES!!!"
"take down that stupid fucking picture of yourself. you’re not cute"
"kill yourself"

I’ve never reblogged anything like this before, since I figured “Eh, it’s a waste of my time to remind people how hypocritical some tumblr users can get.”, but apparently it isn’t. 

This is why this site scares me. I’m among those who’ll crusade against bullying one minute, then crusade *as* bullies the next. 

People are so desperate to be vindicators of ‘social justice’ that they deal insane injustices in the process. Of course, this sort of terrible behavior is something humans with strong agendas have always done, but I’ve seen it more on tumblr than most other places on the web. That’s what I’m getting at.

Hah, I always found this funny myself. Half of tumblr outright worships straight white men while hating straight white men.

the303:

Welcome to City 17.

Its safer here.

andarix:

A commission of a half-elf paladin.  She’s half high elf, half human, I believe!  I was allowed to design the armor myself, so I took a bit of a WoW aesthetic, but went in a slightly different direction.  The design on the breastplate is the icon for the client’s guild.
For commission information, click here.

andarix:

A commission of a half-elf paladin.  She’s half high elf, half human, I believe!  I was allowed to design the armor myself, so I took a bit of a WoW aesthetic, but went in a slightly different direction.  The design on the breastplate is the icon for the client’s guild.

For commission information, click here.

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

just killed someone named Nyanderp in 2014





That’s the kind of idiot I would target, just follow around and constantly kill until they leave the server.

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

just killed someone named Nyanderp in 2014

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That’s the kind of idiot I would target, just follow around and constantly kill until they leave the server.