When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
Could you fucking imagine these movies with him in it? Aragorn? Neo? Holy fuck., that would have made the Lord of the Rings movies the worst ever and it would have improved the second and third Matrix movies. (Nothing against Keanu.)
the cashier gave me the most condescending look when I took this
Motivational quotes from Vietnamese Crystal
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
hey kids wanna buy some drugs
real australian chips people
I still have an unopened packet of Hamish and Andy’s limited edition Gravy Chips from 2008.
they had them here a few weeks ago im pretty sure we still have some at the iga where i work
they had them here recently too (they taste awful)
It’s like the bastard child of Lays and Ruffles.
i sell unbelievable combs.
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
This should be a movie.
WHY DOES NOBODY IN THIS FANDOM EVER TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT OF A CHARACTER HEAVY IS
His father fought against the Soviet Union.
When he was a child, he helped his father set all of the prisoners in the Gulag they were being held in free, then burnt it to the ground.
He’s quite intelligent! Most people aren’t aware that he actually posses a PHD in Russian Literature! The only reason people seem to think that Heavy is dumb is because he doesn’t speak English very well, and usually speaks in short, simple sentences.
He’s a boxing champion.
He works to support his family and loved ones.
He likes to listen to rock music while on the battlefield to keep his spirits up.
He felt so bad about accidentally making a kid cry on Halloween that he gave him seven thousand dollars to try and make him feel better!
HE HAS A FREAKING BED FOR HIS GUN, SASHA
YES, THANK YOU
People don’t give Heavy as much credit as they should.
Heavy is even better in the more recent comics. It’s amazing. Also, they gave him an actual name in the comics: Misha
Scout and Soldier are pretty awesome too in the recent comics. Go read them, seriously.